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reminded me of us. well… how we use to be.
Seth: Ryan, she’s gonna dump me.
Ryan: No one believes that, alright? Summer loves you.
Seth: The old Summer loved me, but new Summer is upon us, and Providence is the place that spawned her.
Ryan: Summer is just dealing with what we’re all dealing with, okay? She’ll come around.
Seth: What if she doesn’t? This is my last shot. Otherwise, the girl with the violent temper and good hygiene is nothing but a childhood memory.*Seth sees Summer coming and she kisses him*
Seth: Careful, lady, my girlfriend’s going to be here any second.
Summer: Shut up, Cohen!
Seth: Hey, you just punched me. My baby’s back!(via littlemissdorkette)
TO BRITTANY………. not my fault you got knocked up, bitch. <3
I guess I’ll never know what I missed on that first day of health class…
Don’t have sex. Because you *will* get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Just don’t do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.
(via papertissue)
Hellen Keller (via cardiganweather)
^^^ How the fuck can helen keller have a quote? She couldn’t talk for shittt.
DICK. D-I-C-K..
Just defining you, sweetheart.
1391.) You came back to my life again. And i know that as much as i’ve been trying to tell you i hate it, i want you to know it’s not true. I love you still. I always have. So can you please again so i can forget about you? These feelings are to complicated for me to handle. And i don’t think my heart can take all the happiness and heartbreak you give me.
(via blogsecret)
i beg to differ. I think it’s equal. :)
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