alli x gator

August 28
TO BRITTANY………. not my fault you got knocked up, bitch. <3 fuckyeahmeangirls: rarelyaround: I guess I’ll never know what I missed on that first day of health class… Don’t have sex. Because you *will* get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Just don’t do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.

TO BRITTANY………. not my fault you got knocked up, bitch. <3

fuckyeahmeangirls:

rarelyaround:

I guess I’ll never know what I missed on that first day of health class…

Don’t have sex. Because you *will* get pregnant and die. Don’t have sex in the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up. Just don’t do it, promise? OK, everybody take some rubbers.